I live in a fantasy world. I am learning to finally live my life. Dancing, colorguard, acting, singing, and signing are my passions. I love laughing more than anything.

 

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

(Source: timorleste)

spontaneousthings:





The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.


The internet is over, everyone can go home

The internet is over, everyone can go home

THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME

“I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.”

spontaneousthings:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

The internet is over, everyone can go home

THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME

“I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.”

(Source: theamericankid)

Luke Bryan- Drunk on You

New favorite.

disneydesigns:

Alice, formal.
Sites and prices for Alice.


I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!

disneydesigns:

Alice, formal.

Sites and prices for Alice.

I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!

This is me talking to my boyfriend while falling asleep.  I love speaker phone.

This is me talking to my boyfriend while falling asleep.  I love speaker phone.